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Robert Interlandi: Those Vivid Assholes Have My Beer and Stole my Ice Chest!
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Story by Gene Ross from www.adultfyi.com
There was no love lost between Vivid’s Steve Hirsch and Arrow Productions’ Robert Interlandi, www.xxxdeepthroat.com during the shooting of the Deeper Throat reality series that aired recently on Showtime.
There’s even less love in the room now, apparently, with Interlandi discovering that Vivid got a hold of his ice chest - a fact which probably needs a little bit of explaining.
In episode 5 of the series which details Vivid’s attempts to remake Deep Throat, Interlandi’s seen stomping off the Vivid set. But what really sets him off is never shown on air.
“I finally got to see Vivid’s rip off of our movie that they call Throat: A Coutionary Tale,” says Interlandi.
“I saw something I couldn’t believe. Then I watched it again. In the first scene before they roll the credits is my ice chest which Vivid stole. When I went on the set with my beer pong table that day, they stole my ice chest and used it as a prop. I had a 12-pack full of beer in the chest.
“So I called up Vivid and told them I want the ice chest back or the money for the ice chest; and I want my beer back. It’s one thing to steal a man’s beer. And it’s another thing to steal his ice chest. And it was a really cool ice chest with wheels and I could pull it down the Las Vegas strip. I was furious and I didn’t know what to do.”
Interlandi says he talked to Ray Pistol about it, and Pistol thought it was funny.
“But this isn’t a publicity stunt- I’m really pissed,” says Interlandi.
“I’m going to sue their ass in small claims court.”
What actually happened which is never shown on camera is this.
“Paul Thomas wanted me to say a couple of lines,” Interlandi explains.
“Then as I’m packing my beer pong table I go where’s my ice chest? What the fuck happened to my ice chest? Then I lit up, crazy. I’m going someone stole my ice chest and they cut that out of the TV show. But now I got legal proof they have my ice chest. I’m sure some Court TV would love to pick this up and I’m seriously pissed. I get pissed when someone steals my beer!”
Interlandi evidently had one more call into Vivid to try and get the matter resolved. Then he called me back.
“Those assholes say that, ‘I need to contact World of Wonder [the reality show's producers] for my ice chest and beer,’” Interlandi relates.
“They Fucking blew me off again! Those Vivid cocksuckers used my ice chest as a prop in their dam movie, and World of Wonder doesn’t have anything to do with it. If this is how they want to be, then I’m fucking taking them to court!”
The Deeper Throat Reality Show - a review; Episode One
Friday, March 27th, 2009 | Uncategorized | No Comments
Story by Gene Ross from www.adultfyi.com
The Deeper Throat Reality Show - a review; Episode OnIf Kismet is hell, than Kismet brought Arrow’s Ray Pistol and Vivid’s Steve Hirsch for a dance together in the fire.
I say “together” in the sense of a reality show which has been airing on Showtime. The Showtime project was put together by the World of Wonder guys Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato- the gents who did such an illustrious job with the documentary, Inside Deep Throat. Whereas Bailey and Barbato now do an even better job in bringing the inside, inside drama of the adult business to the screen with Pistol and Hirsch slugging it out over the re-making of Deep Throat, an idea which Pistol has had on the plate for at least the last ten years I’ve been talking to him about it. And Pistol, just as long, has been searching for a new Linda Lovelace.
Prompted much by what apparently happened during the behind the scenes of this Showtime mini-series, Pistol is now suing Hirsch, as we speak, over Hirsch’s creation of Deeper Throat. And to tell you the truth, I’m still vague on some of the issues.
Pistol never struck me as the kind of guy who would just relinquish control to something he holds close to the heart, and why he now does this is never really made clear on screen. Although the behind the scenes agreement that brought this Showtime deal to the table was Pistol’s apparent consent allowing Hirsch to produce a new Deep Throat with Pistol being given the first right of refusal to buy it.
But you never get the sense of that except when Pistol says on screen if Vivid screws it up, then Arrow will take their shot.
To that extent is Pistol’s edict to his employees to come up with their own version and cast for a new Deep Throat within a week. In one sequence Pistol auditions a girl named Ariel Kent, and after a thorough gynecologic examination concludes she has what it takes to be the next Linda Lovelace.
The first episode begins with Hirsch chatting with AVN’s Paul Fishbein at the AEE convention telling Fishbein that he needs an encore to the hits he’s had with the re-makes of Debbie Does Dallas and The Devil in Miss Jones. Ever the showman looking to do a bigger and better show, Hirsch hits upon the idea of re-making the all-time adult classic, Deep Throat and wants to talk to Pistol whose company Arrow owns the rights.
[The Butchie Peraino geneological history of Deep Throat is thus explained by Pistol.]
Hirsch has never met Pistol, and this isn’t surprising. I’ve always said that if the entire industry attended a party, half the room wouldn’t know the other half. But the fact that Pistol and Hirsch have their first conversation inside Arrow’s Deep Throat Corvette [a huge reproduction of the Linda Lovelace deep Throat poster is emblazoned on the hood] on the AEE show floor smacks a little of contrivance.
Needless to say, Pistol, a grizzled gent but always a man of his word, ain’t too keen with the idea Hirsch is pitching. But Hirsch is annoyingly persistent and feels he’s the only one who can bring it off. This idea set in motion, the reality show now plays like the Beverly Hillbillies with its notions of big money and societal opposites, all imagined with the Frank Capra touch.
Pistol is obviously Jed Clampett, and Hirsch is Mr. Drysdale. The Capra touch is Pistol being the aw shucks kind of guy who might be mistaken for the country rube that he really ain’t. And, in Capra fashion, Hirsch is playing it obviously with great relish like the city slicker out to connive him. So sets the mood.
“I’m an old marine and in no mood to be fucked with,” snarls the shotgun-toting Pistol at one point in dressing Hirsch down. In other words, he’s showing who’s boss. The only thing missing is the jug and the banjo music whenever Pistol’s on camera because that’s the impression the storyline lends of the man.
On the other hand, Hirsch must also be given credit for being an astute businessman much like Pistol.
[Pistol’s take of himself is that he’s an unconventional businessman which is putting it rather mildly.]
And while Pistol’s not living in a shack by any stretch, Hirsch dwells in this modern Versailles-like residence where he and his wife are kind of like the Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI of the porn business. And this is as much a statement of the industry’s hierarchy of the haves [Hirsch’s sister Marci is seen driving a white Rolls Royce], have-nots and almost haves.
In another segment, it’s mentioned that Paul Thomas who’s directed for Hirsch over 20 years [“way too long,” mutters Thomas] has never been to Hirsch’s house, which if you understand the business and its inflated, artificial sense of personal values and distancing, makes a lot of sense.
To put it all in the right perspective, however, these are all merely pornographers, and they hire “models” who suck dick for a living. Though no one ever seems to get that point across in all those glorifying documentaries about porn.
In the early stages, Hirsch berates PT’s efforts in writing a Deep Throat script telling him he’s got a lot of guys waiting in the wings to take his place if Thomas can’t deliver on a good story. The initial script Thomas comes up with stinks in Hirsch’s estimation, although Thomas is blindly enamored with his own efforts at combining Deep Throat with a Cinderella storyline.
[Someone might remind PT he already made a porn version of Cinderella.]
With Hirsch’s merciless hectoring, Thomas goes back to the drawing board and next comes up with a murder mystery with blood being spilled.
“I think Pistol had a comedy in mind,” Hirsch quips with a dead pan expression. [Thomas most of the time comes off like a space cadet who’s still orbiting in space.]
Hirsch is taking a meeting with Pistol in Las Vegas and flies there on a private jet. Hirsch, his wife and sister are met with a stretch limo provided by Pistol and, from the get-go, Hirsch and Robert Interlandi, Arrow’s marketing manager, are locking horns.
When asked for his opinion, Interlandi, who’s take is that Vivid is “The Evil Empire,” tells Hirsch he saw the re-makes of Debbie Does Dallas and Miss Jones. Apparently Interlandi in flippant fashion didn’t think too highly of those projects judging by his quick-kill put downs, and Hirsch reacts in kind with Marty Feldman’s bug eyes.
[Freeze frame moments of an astonished Hirsch abound in this series.]
Hirsch later makes the comment that Interlandi’s “a moron,” and Hirsch’s wife acts like this is all beneath her dignity to begin with.
Hirsch? He’s right along with her especially when one of Pistol’s strippers attempts to give him a lap dance, and Hirsch shoos her away like a pesky house fly.
“I’m trying to do deals here,” Hirsch keeps reminding his wife every time she flashes annoyance that business calls him to the office.
Because Hanna Hilton [a short haired blonde who wears extensions when performing] might be signing as a Vivid girl, Hirsch, quicker than you can say Octomom, is ready to cut his Vegas meetings short and get back to LA.
Adding a bit of irony to this subplot is the fact that Hilton’s boyfriend is Jack Venice who’s now doing life on a rape charge in Washington. During Hilton’s initial meeting with Hirsch, Venice’s opinion is solicited as though it’s valued as highly as a member of the presidential cabinet. We later discover that one of Venice’s earlier paramours, Meggan Malone, is now also a Vivid girl.
You can’t make this shit up on a soap opera.
Deeper Throat EP # 5 Hirsch Blows His Stack
Thursday, March 12th, 2009 | Uncategorized | No Comments
‘Deeper Throat’ Episode 5: Hirsch Blows His Stack
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Arrow’s Interlandi pushes Vivid boss over the edge in Showtime reality series
By David Sullivan
03/12/2009
LOS ANGELES - This week’s episode of “Deeper Throat” promises a must-see moment, as Vivid boss Steve Hirsch explodes in a rare fit of rage at the antics of Arrow Productions promo man Robert Interlandi.
Airing Saturday night at 11:30 on Showtime, the fifth installment of the World of Wonder mini-series captures the fireworks as Interlandi heats up the ordinarily cool Hirsch to “a total meltdown”.
“In 25 years of producing movies, I’ve never seen anything like this,” Hirsch said. “He’s a V.P. of Production in name only, as he hasn’t produced anything, and we’re trying to operate a business, not play games.”
On the subject of playing games, Interlandi told AVN he challenged Hirsch to a boxing match during the reality TV shoot…but Hirsch “pussed out”.
Vivid production manager Shylar Cobi admitted in another AVN interview that “all reality TV is bullshit,” shattering staff illusions about the veracity of Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Tour Bus. But the animosity between Hirsch and Interlandi is the real deal, according to off-the-record comments from both camps.
Arrow is suing Vivid for breach of contract and copyright infringement over Throat: A Cautionary Tale, the movie that forms the focus of the series.
Maybe they’ll end up on “Judge Judy”.
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